Day 1:
Dylan: Mommy I like you hair
Me: What do you like about it?
Dylan: That it looks long and pretty like a teenager. It's not in a ponytail like mommy's wear all the time.
Crap. My 6 year old notices and even cares about this? And does he know that it supposed to be the other way around. I am sorry Dylan that you have such a Lazy mom!
Day 2:
Me: Lets go downstairs and clean your room
Dylan: Aw, but I wanted to go outside and stare at the clouds and hug the earth
It must be Earth week at school. Happy Earth Day today!
Day 2 again: (We found a turtle in the woods today and were talking about it with over dinner)
Daddy: Maybe we should make turtle soup Dylan
Dylan: Well, only Republicans eat turtle soup. Republicans like to hunt and kill things.
Mommy: Are you Republican Dylan?
Dylan: No.
Mommy: But you like to shoot things right?
Dylan: Yes mommy, but I am a Democrat. I only like to shoot things that aren't alive...like the grass, or the turtle shell after the turtle is gone out of it.
Hilarious! I tried to record this but my phone wasn't working. Cameron and I were DYING!
Today, Day 3:
Dylan: Sydney and Macey are going to be really pretty...and I am going to be really cool.
Me: Well, you are handsome too Dylan
Dylan: No, I don't want to be handsome. I want to be cool and make people laugh. Being cool means I can be kind of cute too.
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